Nick's Virginity

from Big Charlie's Rubber Band

That's right everyone, its hard times. The band members are willing to do whatever it takes to make it, and in this instance Nick is willing to give his sweet virginity over to pay the next studio recording fee.

Living in solitude in Maine, Nicholas kept to himself his entire life. Inside he knew he would find the 'one' he was meant to be with; however now he had to make due with what the present gave him. Oh how he studied, and mastered his craft. Had he finally found the one? Was Mesa the answer, the solution, the result, the beauty that he had kept his head down to secure? Too answer it simply...

Yes. But!

It is Mesa who is writing this* and she needs Big Charlie's Rubber Band to make it to the next level so I can stop wearing this Target bought knock off Red Sox apparel I have! The baseball cap rim is plastic! How am I supposed to be Mesa Spades with a damn plastic baseball cap!?

I digress. Its Hard Times and we in BCRB arn't scared to admit it. We arn't scared to fight back at it. Drinking a shot of each of the other band members blood was only a beginning. Nick is prepared to give it all up and sacrifice to the greater good...the music that must be heard by BCRB.











*Nick is actually writing this and it is in fact a farce. So relax.

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